Charlie Sheen es locura.

Oh. My. Goodness.
Where do i start?

Charlie Sheen no cree que tiene una adiccion a las drogas.
Charlie Sheen tambien cree que es el mejor actor del mundo.
Charlie Sheen se llama a "Nuevo Hugh Hefner".

*throws up in mouth*

COME ON!! Okay, so CLICK HERE to read the article on CNN Mexico in Spanish.

Okay, let me revert to english for this rant in..5..4..3..2..1

Your "Goddesses" are NOT Goddesses..they are whores. One is a former porn star, and the other is a "model". AND YOU ALLOW THESE WOMEN TO CARE FOR YOUR TWIN BABIES!!!
You can't be a great father when your snorting 7 eight balls a day.
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Apparently you can't even make that FIRST step.
P.S. Your father worked very hard to create a name for himself and his children, and your destroying everything he worked so hard for by making the "sheen" name some hugh hefner bad boy bullshit.

End rant.

Back to SPanish!

Charlie Sheen hace de si mismo en un programa de television.
Esto no lo hacen un actor genial! No se puede llamar trabajo!
Charlie Sheen ya tiene una "Twitter account".
Ahora tenemos que escuchar sus desvaríos locos todo el día...
Se debe buscar un trabajo!

CLICK HERE to get a glimpse of Charlie Sheen's Twitter.

I like how he uses his cunning "before drugs" picture of himself, and then describes himself as an "unemployed winner".
I swear if he says winner one more time..