Thursday, April 28, 2011

Kate no va a obedecer a su marido

Kate reescribir algunos de sus votos para la ceremonia del viernes. Ella no va a decir ella honrar y obedecer a su marido, pero el amor y confiar en el.
CLICK HERE to read more details about what will be left out of the vows, and other exciting royal wedding details, also there is a video provided in the link as well via CNN Mexico!
Mi madre y yo estaremos viendo la boda juntos, vamos a hacer el desayuno, y ver la boda! Estoy muy contento por el principe William, y creo que Kate es una clase muy joven dulce, y yo espero que sean muy felices juntos!
CLICK HERE to read this CNN writer's take on the Royal Wedding, my "take" on him is that he's a jerk! Who actually has the odasity to compare the King in waiting Charles, to Charlie Sheen, and would suggest that people care more about Charlie Sheen than the royal wedding...for someone who is in the news, he sure is in denial about what Americans think about the wedding.
Royality esta muriendo, y me gustaria poder decirle a mis nietos que yo vi una boda real real. Creo que los estadounidenses se preocupan porque no tenemos una monarquia.
I can't wait for Friday Morning! It's just hours away, and i will remember seeing this forever! I hope her dress has a train as long as the state of Texas! *squeel*

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Los mejores vestidos damas de Mexico!

La moda es un desafio. Un día, su moda, al dia siguiente .. tu no! Es un trabajo para mantenerse al dia con lo que es "en", y esta "fuera".
Estas senoras han sido nombrados los mas de moda en mexico!

CLICK HERE to see which ladies made the cut, and view a slide show of each of the fashionable women!

Compro que es barato...Creo que tienes que ser rico para estar a la moda.
Compro ropa una vez al ano, y los usan hasta que mueren.

Catherine Zeta Jones isn't just crazy for marrying her hubby who looks like her grandpa, she's literally crazy. Bi-polar 2 crazy.
Alguien en la clinica vio a Catherine, y su condicion de marginado.
That's right..she was outed.

ClICK HERE to read all about it on CNN Mexico!

I was afraid she was just saying this because she has a movie coming up, it seems like anytime someone has a television show, or a movie, or a song coming out...suddenly they come out and say that they had an eating disorder, or that they suffer from depression, or that they were abused...then immediately after that..they write a book. So i was skeptical of Jones but i feel bad for her if she was outed.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Es la verdadera pintura? O no?

Algunas personas se preguntan sobre un dibujo del famoso pintor es un autorretrato o un fraude. Creo que es real, porque el dibujo sido fechado para ese momento.
Some critics claimed it could have been an admirer that sketched it, but others say that he was a student at the time the picture was dated, and therefor, would not have any admirers at this time, so some claim it is for sure one of Leonardo's first self sketches. I think it's authentic based on what their scientific dating has been able to uncover.
CLICK HERE to see what sketch im talking about, and read all about the controversy on CNN Mexico.
Este fue encontrado hace setenta anos, y no creo que nunca lo sabremos con seguridad ..

Why are muslim's upset about Kate and William's wedding!? CLICK HERE to read what London police say about a group of Muslim extremists wanting to protest the festivities!

Este grupo no cree que el pueblo Ingles debe pagar por la boda real. Es cierto que los contribuyentes pagan por la familia real de vivir el estilo de vida fastuoso. Los contribuyentes pagan por sus 80 millones utilizados un ano!

I love the idea of kings and queens, but the fact that the little people pay for this family to live in the lap of luxery is morally wrong i think, but the English people seem to love their royal family and all agree to pay these taxes and desire to preserve the monarch, so more power to them! It's their country! and i know i love watching them prance around!!

¿Quién necesita del porno en tres dimensiones?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Una película sucia ha mostrado a la pelicula ganadora del Oscar "Avatar".
Que dice esto sobre las personas?
La gente es sucia, y la necesidad de ir a la iglesia mas!
CLICK HERE to read about this dirty movies triumph over Avatar.
Considering that China just released new rules banning shows that depict "unrealistic time traveling or fantasy ideas" because they think it's a waste of time for their people to meddle in fantasy thought, I'm shocked that they would be okay with now releasing dirty movies in 3D!! If THAT isn't a "waste of time", then i don't know what it is...

Alas, i am glad i live in the good ole' U.S.A, where we may be dirty, but not 3D movie dirty..
In royal news..

It's official! Poor rusty Prince Charles is now one of the longest kings in waiting in history. His momma just keeps on truckin'!
CLICK HERE to read the sad reality that is "Prince Charles".

El principe Carlos ha estado esperando para ser rey durante cincuenta y nueve anos! Eso es mucho tiempo de espera! El nunca debe ser rey, porque se divorcio, lo que está en contra de las reglas! El va a ser muy viejo cuando se pone el trono.

I think they should skip Mr. Dumbo Ears, and go right to Prince William! Who hasn't really done anything wrong or created any sort of scandals. Poor Elizabeth, the monarch is dying a slow horrible death...

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Haba un concurso!

Ellos quieren que los fans de la cantante " Lady Gaga "para realizar su propia version de sus canciones y presentar el video en un concurso.
Este podria ser realmente bueno, o malo en realidad.

I found this little contest on Cnn Mexico...
¿Como es esta noticia?

El cantante es raro. Me gusta, pero a veces creo que ella es demasiado extrano.

I know that people are REALLY into Gaga, and i respect that, but i don't think that she deserves so much credit for her "orginality", which is just plays from Madonna's book of "been there, done that". Alas, the youth of America love it when an artist embraces their differences, or holds these differences in pride...So i guess her "little monsters", are here to stay.

If you want to make a video to submit, which will eventually become a conglomeration of videos which will then be made into one video titled "Lady Gagas Symphony", then CLICK HERE to read more about this weird contest, and it's rules!

Today was our test and i just have one thing to say about the test before i move on~
*sobs violently in corner*
Okay. Now that THATS done with...

In more Insane News...

Shakira fue robado! Yes that's right! Shakira was freaking robbed!!!
CLICK HERE to read the full story on what happened via CNN MEXICO.
Un anillo fue robado de su dedo...

She reached out into the crowd during a song and someone grabbed her hand and snatched the ring, dissapearing into the large crowd. What a horrid thing to do to someone!
Lo siento Shakira...Ojala usted no debe usar joyas costosas...

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

China es el control de las personas más

China ha decidido que el chino no tiene que ver la television con respecto a ciertos temas.
Si no se presenta sobre viajes en el tiempo, el futuro, o el pensamiento negativo se permitira a partir de mayo de este ano.

Well as if there were no way to be any MORE communist ridiculous...ughhh okay so starting this May they have guidelines for their television shows which include a new set of rules about not allowing things like time travel, or non realistic, negative thinking to occur in Chinese television shows. There reason for doing this is supposedly that its counter-productive to the advancement of their people.

I think its artistically controlling free thinkers, and not allowing their people any kind of an "escape". Hey! you know the fastest way to make people miserable? Take away all forms of fantasy and escapism, and leave them with nothing but reality and sadness! Yay!

CLICK HERE
to read all about this injustice on CNN MEXICO.

Gotti Aprobado!
Lindsey Lohan will never go away...she will plague our lives until our last dying breath. As it seems she is in talks to star in a bio-pic about the Gotti family.
CLICK HERE to read the story, which you probley won't..because who cares about Lindsey Lohan.

La familia Gotti son asesinos. Mataron a la gente por ese dinero. Es triste que personas como ellos, cuando ellos viven de las vidas de los muertos.

Murder. So on top of Drugs, Sex, and continuous lies and deceit being idolized in our society, NOW we idolize the decedents of famous Mod Men murderers? Really!?

I will NOT be watching this, as i have only sadness and respect for the families that the Gotti family destroyed and took away.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

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Apple hace demasiados productos!
Acabo de comprar el telefono en cuarto lugar, y ahora hay un quinto!
El telefono tiene la red mas rapida, pero es muy caro. No podia permitirse este telefono, incluso si me firmo un nuevo contrato.

CLICK HERE to read all about the NEW iphone 5 on CNN Mexico

Me gustan los nuevos productos, pero no puedo seguir con esto!

Every time i buy an apple product and spend a billion dollars on it, then within 6 months ANOTHER one comes out. So i always feel as though i am just wasting my hard earned money! BUT EVERYONE has one so i feel like a technological loser if i don't get one.

CLICK HERE to read further details on the televised wedding of William and Kate!! *squeel*!!!
Okay okay okay...i have to calm down...
I know that whoever reads this is probley not even a fifth excited as i am...but alas, i do not care!! *runs around wildly in circle*

Usted tendra que permanecer hasta muy tarde, o se levantan muy temprano en los Estados Unidos para ver la boda. Sera seis de la mañana en Nueva York cuando es televisado!

Esta es la boda unico que me importa alrededor. Voy a ir a ver a una mujer ser una verdadera princesa! REAL!