La Mujer Espanola compras SUN. Seriously.

Well, this will be my last blog post! I can't believe it..
I will leave you with the most bizzare story you have ever heard (i'm certain).

I tried to find this article on CNN MEXICO but couldn't seem to locate anything so here is the article in englis CLICK HERE .
I will try to write this in spanish.

La Mujer Espanola Compras el sol. Angeles Duran donde espana de Salvaterra do Mino hablas el periodismo.
“There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."

She says that according to the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 she can legally take ownership of the sun. Oh it gets better..

She now wants to charge everyone in the world for using "her sun".
The money would go to her country of Spain, world hunger, oh yea HERSELF, and research.

AHAHAHAHAHA!! The day i pay some woman from Spain money for using "her sun" is the day a sprout wings and a horn and fly around like a unicorn. It's not going to happen lady..let it go. Your not clever. Your an idiot.

In other news..
While we stay warm and toasty here in the deep south, Europe has been attacked by Snow, Ice, and dangerously low temperatures.
CLICK HERE to read the story on CNN MEXICO.

Las temperaturas en partes de Alemania llegaron a una histórica marca de 18 centígrados bajo cero y se han registrado fuertes nevadas.

In case you didn't catch that, it was 18 degrees below zero..this sets a record for this area."que el año pasado tuvo su invierno más frío en 30 años". A record of 30 years!! That IS a historic climatic moment.

So imagine 18 degrees here in the plains..then take that down to zero. Then subtract 18 more degrees.
MUY FRIO!!! Yo llevar el sueter! infact..i would just strap a space heater to my back and call it good.

It's been absolutely fabulous folks! Thanks for reading this blog and Goodluck on the Final!!

Oh Brad..where art thou?

Okay so as i was flipping through articles for this post i ran across one about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who are apparently out in public..promoting a film! Which never happens anymore, because Angelina has Brad in a cage in the mountains somewhere at all times, but nonetheless..CLICK HERE to read the article on CNN MEXICO.
“Angelina es una mujer muy hermosa en persona. Fue amigable y habló conmigo. Brad [dice una mujer de la tripulación, suspirando] es muy, muy amable y muy extrovertido. Jugó mucho con sus hijos".
Of course Angelina is muy hermosa! Im nearly certain she will be the most beautiful 85 year old to ever exist, and they go on to say that Brad is super nice, and plays alot with the kiddos..which is what everyone says. BECAUSE HE IS PERFECT. lol..

"también llevaron a sus hijas Zahara y Shiloh de compras el sábado."
So after some time spent with the boys, they took their girls shopping on saturday. I really don't see how this is news because they are millionares..OF COURSE they go shopping..they could buy the entire store!

In other entertainment news Madonna's gym in Mexico opened, you know that gym that only super rich people can go to. It's in one of the most expensive parts of town in the city. CLICK HERE to watch a video and read an article on it via CNN MEXICO
Madonna arrived meircoles en Aeropuerto Internacional de Toluca en la Ciudad de México for this big event.

"El lugar ofrecerá clases como zumba, latin moves (movimientos latinos), cardio kickboxing y un nuevo programa diseñado específicamente para Hard Candy Fitness. El centro de ejercicio físico también incluirá un estudio de ciclismo."
So they will be offering classes with latin moves, cardio, kick boxing and a sort of treadmill cycling kind of room. Sounds like a typical gym to me with a new name "Hard Candy" or a.k.a. "Impossible to join without lots of money"